Colecuts: Reviews as fresh and clean as the deli sandwich of your dreams

About the Pig

I'm Cole. I love food, and I have a creative non-fiction writing minor I never use. I started writing in-depth google reviews back in 2019 in an effort to provide high quality information on a well-used platform. But, I'm over it. I'd rather try to write longer form reviews on my own platform.

If you have any suggestions for places I should eat, or functionality to add to this site, please go ahead and send it!

What is my understanding of the star rating system?*†

• 1 star: dogshit food, dogshit service
• 2 stars: dogshit food OR dogshit service, not both
• 3 stars: Mid. Food is forgettable, service is frustrating, or it's just fine.
• 4 stars: Pretty good but something annoyed me.
• 5 stars: Love it. No real issues.

*I will take a star off for unnecessarily gendered single stall washrooms and I do not care how you feel about that.

†I will explain my reasoning in my reviews--this is just a general overview because the star system is not actually standardized in peoples' minds.